I was fiddling around with the blog when I came across some very interesting information. First, soon after I revived the old blog (though it's going to be a long and fun journey recollecting the years) I stumbled upon the koksterclub blog site meter.

Facebook is our top referrer!! Thanks Facebook!

However, Huang Kaiyang is our top search result!! Permutations included "huang kaiyang" and "huang kaiyang harvard" so he takes the prize for being the coolest dude out there! That's why he's famously known as 'ky_kooldude' since secondary school!



It turns out that his following might have come from this website. If I didn't know him I would have thought he was a true genius. However, since I know him I think he is a true funny genius.

I have decided to write a short piece detailing why, if you are a hot female, you should go after the most eligible Huang Kaiyang now:

1. KY is really yandao and strong and hot and cool at the same time.
A previous captain of this elite team of revered warriors, KY (better/affectionately known as 'Kai' in his elite circles). As you can read in the link (supra), KY has a host of stunning physical attributes that will shock you into submission. Amongst these are: 1) He started canoeing at a tender age, only 4 years later relative to Larsen. 2) He gets sufficient sleep. 3) He managed to cut 3 seconds off his timing in just one week, and was able to row his K1 for 500m in -35 seconds!!! If that doesn't turn you on, what would?

Rawr!! What muscles!! Go Kai!


owwwwwwww STRONG!!

2. KY is Smart.
KY trumps the competition by not only being from the Big H, but is also a master of just about everything known to mankind. This collection of articles is merely the tip of the iceberg that is KY's true intellectual capability. He exhibits his adeptness at political commentary in this article (and also in this article, check out his Photoshop skills), astutely highlighting the tensions between "two Koreas that still resist the compelling pull of reunification" (HKY, 2010). In the very same article, Kaiyang shows us glimpses of his mathematical wizardry by calculating the $1 trillion (USD no less!) cost of S. Korea absorbing its tantrum-throwing northern neighbour, before offering us a very sharp insight that the savings on the defence budget (which he estimated from his 5-day data gathering trip in the country itself) to be about 3% of S. Korea's GDP) may just prove to offset that 1-off shocker.

Think KY is just into Politics and Math? Nope! Kaiyang shows his astoundingly broad interests in this article, by delving into the arena of his Graduate seniors. Showing everyone that Harvard Law School is clearly going to receive him with open arms, Kaiyang gives his intriguing thoughts on Kelo v. City of New London, 545 U.S. 469 (2005), a US case on eminent domain -- Kaiyang implicitly injects his personal experiences with his homeland Singapore by making reference to Land Acquisition (not just in SG, but also in many other jurisdictions). Applying Kelo, Kaiyang goes further to note the double-blind nature of the threatened Columbia acquisition, perhaps including a bit of his own heated rivalry with Anderson Warlozki of Columbia '12?

3. Kaiyang is sensitive and passionate.
Embracing his oriental nature (he will give you many kids), Kaiyang is passionate about everyone else. In the latter stylistically named article "Dunce ex Machina", Kaiyang does more number crunching and "predicts that by 2018, the post-secondary system will have produced three million fewer college graduates than demanded by the labor market... ... [t]o anticipate the need for a better-educated workforce, high schools must aim to produce college-ready graduates... ... It will be the 32nd goal of my life's work ,” said Huang Kaiyang, “to ensure that every child has access to a complete and competitive education.” As his College term approaches its 1/8th mark, this “promise… to the children of America” will be a large part of his legacy.

4. Kaiyang is Rich.
Kaiyang was the top-scorer in H3 Economics (MOE), the most difficult Economics course module available to people under the age of 34. Completing the course with a near-unbroken string of Distinctions (one of which I leeched off him) at a tender age of 18, Kaiyang proceeded on to discover that "devaluation makes imports to Japan relatively more expensive", earning him the Nobel Prize for Financial Success this year. Oh, and he is even richer now because of that US$1.4 million cash from the Nobel.

5. Kaiyang is a Master Flirter.
Kaiyang is a master of a flirting technique called "Strategic Disengagement", which he will apply to you when you (a hot girl) talk to him. His wonderful oratory will make you swoon because as he speaks, you indubitably feel butterflies fluttering not only in your stomach, but also your duodenum, and then bursting forth in an exciting array of colours. The magic of his words, and don't mind me revealing this, is that he strategically speaks to you, but does not speak to you at the same time! This is his 'Strategic Disengagement' to make him seem like he cares when he appears not to! The epitome of ky_kooldude!

Indeed, in the Master's opening words in the 1st paragraph (as regards to hot chicks), "I will not talk of non-intervention". What are you waiting for??

6. bensen loves ____ _____.

6b. Kaiyang can sing and play guitar! He joined the Glee club!

Uncle KY's guitar prowess!!


Wow!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SqyuQJSXEWw --- Hero Kaiyang of Enrique!!

7. Hidden behind all these reasons is one huge, overarching Pull Factor. Your kids will be insanely talented. Have his kids today, or in the next decade, and join the Gandhis, Kennedys, Bushes and Lees as the new starlet in the Mega Political Dynasty Familes.

Join the Huang Kingdom today! (and gain the ability to take pictures of yourself taking a picture of a lovely scene)