THE KOKSTERCLUB STRIKES BACK

2011-03-05T00:35:00.002+08:00

Update:

Kaiyang aka. "Kai" by his Harvard friends is now a Din!!! Congratulations Kaiyang!!
Lua is living in bliss in the rolling hills of Manchester, England.
ZH is going through his robotic schedule and opining about how he has no love interest. Although he has released a new emo youtube video covering a Sting song!
Bensen has TOPPED THE RESPECT LIST FOR ALL TIME (even beating out "Kai"'s Din achievement)

Hello everyone! I am okay.

Happy Birthday to Peter Oh! May you graduate from Lonely Losers' Club soon! (lua has graduated)

2011-01-07T02:26:00.002+08:00

ok guys im too lazy to post all the old posts today.. so i'm making a post just to show all the instances (and more to come) that bensen koh is missing out on cause he pangseh-ed us for the hot chicks of anatolia, even though he is a foreign alien to them and will not likely get any of them to go home with him.

we had a ton of fun in the past 2-3 weeks without bensen as shown in the following pictures look at all the happy faces

2010-12-22T23:10:00.003+08:00

hello everyone i am finally back in singapore! i don't miss hokkien mee that much anymore because i get to eat it everyday if i want to(which i have been doing).

anyway we had a mini-koksterclub gathering a couple of days ago but bensen was too busy eating turkeys in istanbul. also, since then, zhenghong has gone to vietnam to have fun. ky misses him so much that he's going to vietnam this weekend too. mitch is emo-ing even though he is so handsome and has so many chix. and i am the only one who has to study during the holidays which kinda sucks.

but nonetheless singapore sun is very nice and hot even though usually it's very cloudy

2010-12-13T20:07:00.002+08:00

I was fiddling around with the blog when I came across some very interesting information. First, soon after I revived the old blog (though it's going to be a long and fun journey recollecting the years) I stumbled upon the koksterclub blog site meter.

Facebook is our top referrer!! Thanks Facebook!

However, Huang Kaiyang is our top search result!! Permutations included "huang kaiyang" and "huang kaiyang harvard" so he takes the prize for being the coolest dude out there! That's why he's famously known as 'ky_kooldude' since secondary school!

It turns out that his following might have come from this website. If I didn't know him I would have thought he was a true genius. However, since I know him I think he is a true funny genius.

I have decided to write a short piece detailing why, if you are a hot female, you should go after the most eligible Huang Kaiyang now:

1. KY is really yandao and strong and hot and cool at the same time.
A previous captain of this elite team of revered warriors, KY (better/affectionately known as 'Kai' in his elite circles). As you can read in the link (supra), KY has a host of stunning physical attributes that will shock you into submission. Amongst these are: 1) He started canoeing at a tender age, only 4 years later relative to Larsen. 2) He gets sufficient sleep. 3) He managed to cut 3 seconds off his timing in just one week, and was able to row his K1 for 500m in -35 seconds!!! If that doesn't turn you on, what would?

Rawr!! What muscles!! Go Kai!

owwwwwwww STRONG!!

2. KY is Smart.
KY trumps the competition by not only being from the Big H, but is also a master of just about everything known to mankind. This collection of articles is merely the tip of the iceberg that is KY's true intellectual capability. He exhibits his adeptness at political commentary in this article (and also in this article, check out his Photoshop skills), astutely highlighting the tensions between "two Koreas that still resist the compelling pull of reunification" (HKY, 2010). In the very same article, Kaiyang shows us glimpses of his mathematical wizardry by calculating the $1 trillion (USD no less!) cost of S. Korea absorbing its tantrum-throwing northern neighbour, before offering us a very sharp insight that the savings on the defence budget (which he estimated from his 5-day data gathering trip in the country itself) to be about 3% of S. Korea's GDP) may just prove to offset that 1-off shocker.

Think KY is just into Politics and Math? Nope! Kaiyang shows his astoundingly broad interests in this article, by delving into the arena of his Graduate seniors. Showing everyone that Harvard Law School is clearly going to receive him with open arms, Kaiyang gives his intriguing thoughts on Kelo v. City of New London, 545 U.S. 469 (2005), a US case on eminent domain -- Kaiyang implicitly injects his personal experiences with his homeland Singapore by making reference to Land Acquisition (not just in SG, but also in many other jurisdictions). Applying Kelo, Kaiyang goes further to note the double-blind nature of the threatened Columbia acquisition, perhaps including a bit of his own heated rivalry with Anderson Warlozki of Columbia '12?

3. Kaiyang is sensitive and passionate.
Embracing his oriental nature (he will give you many kids), Kaiyang is passionate about everyone else. In the latter stylistically named article "Dunce ex Machina", Kaiyang does more number crunching and "predicts that by 2018, the post-secondary system will have produced three million fewer college graduates than demanded by the labor market... ... [t]o anticipate the need for a better-educated workforce, high schools must aim to produce college-ready graduates... ... It will be the 32nd goal of my life's work ,” said Huang Kaiyang, “to ensure that every child has access to a complete and competitive education.” As his College term approaches its 1/8th mark, this “promise… to the children of America” will be a large part of his legacy.

4. Kaiyang is Rich.
Kaiyang was the top-scorer in H3 Economics (MOE), the most difficult Economics course module available to people under the age of 34. Completing the course with a near-unbroken string of Distinctions (one of which I leeched off him) at a tender age of 18, Kaiyang proceeded on to discover that "devaluation makes imports to Japan relatively more expensive", earning him the Nobel Prize for Financial Success this year. Oh, and he is even richer now because of that US$1.4 million cash from the Nobel.

5. Kaiyang is a Master Flirter.
Kaiyang is a master of a flirting technique called "Strategic Disengagement", which he will apply to you when you (a hot girl) talk to him. His wonderful oratory will make you swoon because as he speaks, you indubitably feel butterflies fluttering not only in your stomach, but also your duodenum, and then bursting forth in an exciting array of colours. The magic of his words, and don't mind me revealing this, is that he strategically speaks to you, but does not speak to you at the same time! This is his 'Strategic Disengagement' to make him seem like he cares when he appears not to! The epitome of ky_kooldude!

Indeed, in the Master's opening words in the 1st paragraph (as regards to hot chicks), "I will not talk of non-intervention". What are you waiting for??

6. bensen loves ____ _____.

6b. Kaiyang can sing and play guitar! He joined the Glee club!

Uncle KY's guitar prowess!!

Wow!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SqyuQJSXEWw --- Hero Kaiyang of Enrique!!

7. Hidden behind all these reasons is one huge, overarching Pull Factor. Your kids will be insanely talented. Have his kids today, or in the next decade, and join the Gandhis, Kennedys, Bushes and Lees as the new starlet in the Mega Political Dynasty Familes.

Join the Huang Kingdom today! (and gain the ability to take pictures of yourself taking a picture of a lovely scene)

2010-12-13T16:32:00.000+08:00

After 3 years in hiding, koksterclub is going to gradually repost its GRAND OLD BLOG ONLINE!!! OH YEAH!! DUM DUM DUM DUM!!!
GUESS WHAT GUYS!

I looked through the thousands of emails I received from 2007-2010, and then I found...

THE ORIGINAL (and previously thought to be lost) KOKSTERCLUB BLOG!

I will be posting our grand history MONTH BY MONTH... so STAY TUNED AND KEEP READIN koksterclub strikes back!!!

For starters, have you ever wondered what happened when koksterclub first started? Contrary to even our own memories, evidence shows that KOKSTERCLUB DID NOT ACTUALLY START ON APRIL FOOLS DAY!! It started the day BEFORE April Fools!!!

**Synopsis: A dark, clear and sunny night, students from RI 3R 2004 who thought they were very smart decided to endeavour in an adventure that would last a lifetime.. are they ready to face the challenges of Research Education?! How about the dastardly Mother Tongue??! will bensen recover from his yellow-gummy-bear illness by eating REDOXEN?? will zh find his guitar plug? will ky get a girlfriend, or will he remain "kukumalu" forever?????

Witness the starry beginnings of the Koksterclub, and how they faced their first challenge against the evil spectre of THINK.RI!

Find out all this.. and more.. at:

Read the March 2004 entries now!!!! (click to the left)

2010-11-14T21:17:00.000+08:00

MEOW!!!!

I got a new kitty that is called "Jager", a misspelling of 'Jaguar' but it doesn't matter because I still call her "Kitty" because I like kitty cats.

I ate at home for the first time in 1 month today!!!

I am not at the bottom of the food chain, and I am glad for that at least. But it's all in the mind, i'm sure bensen can hit up some chicks if he tried

2010-11-01T04:11:00.000+08:00

Hello

Welcome to November.

But i lie. it is actually still october here.

allow me to update you all on my life.

it is now autumn here. and it is getting rather chilly. Mid terms are just over. but the workload seems never ending. i am pretty much behind for all my subjects.

this is because i have an efficiency problem. for example, instead of writing my pol sci paper, i am writing this blog post. this is an inefficient allocation of resources.

there are tons of hawt chix here. it is amazing. however, i am at the bottom of the food chain. so it's like see-no-touch. :( i've probably said it before. but sometimes i feel like if i keep saying it, it may one day not be true.

i need a hair cut.

and some lovin.

i am also trying to come up with a plan of what to do for thanksgiving and winter holidays.

hmmmmm

well.

2010-10-16T00:04:00.000+08:00

Hi koksters from all over the world! (yes i can actually say that)

WELCOME TO OCTOBER!!!!!!!!!!!

^____________^

Today I am happy. Quite happy.

I am also sleepy.

I like free bird.

Ky is done with mid-terms and is chatting with C________. Bensen is relentless chasing after the ______ of his ______. ZH is running 10k after nobody :( Jameson loves Ha___h. Peter has stopped loving ____________ because of many disturbances by _____. Sherwin is too busy doing homework and projects to talk to chicks, although he thikns ____ is hot

goodnight

2010-10-08T15:36:00.000+08:00

Hi guys!

If life is getting you down, I hope that sharing my fucked up day will make you feel better.

It's recess week for me and I have been busier than a normal school wk cause of proj meetings and stuff. I had a meeting in sch today at 9.30am but I overslpt a bit so skipped breakfast (which made me slightly irritable coz brekkie is damn impt to me) and took the mrt to sch.

When I saw that it was 1min till the next train arrived, I ran up the escalator at Kembangan Mrt to catch that train and minimize my lateness. As I reached the top of the escalator, there was a auntie who had half a minute ago mopped the floor in front of the escalator and since there was a blind spot, I didn't know of that at that time and just continued running up, and ended up slipping and falling (with a bag slung on my left hand, and laptop + law = very heavy textbook on my right).

Thankfully, I managed to pick myself up fast enough to catch that train! BUT later on I realised that the impact of the fall had caused my fully filled water bottle (750ml) to burst open and soak the entire contents of my bag. Fortunately, there was a jacket inside that soaked up some water but my bag still ended up dripping wet.

When I finally arrived in school 15min late, I realised that I was still 2nd earliest to reach in my group of 7, the earliest guy was some guy I din like (I gave the rest of my grp mates 100% for the peer appraisal for the prev proj and gave this guy 51%). So I was stuck with this joker alone for like 15min b4 the next guy arrived. The last guy arrived like 1 hour late...

During my proj meeting, I realised that during my fall, my laptop was also dented on one side. So it can't close or open properly without 2 surfaces of the laptop scraping each other. In addition, my internet lan port is now out of shape. And yes, my meeting was unproductive...

In an attempt to make my day marginally better, I thought lunch at Prego @ Fairmount Singapore with a chick (tho it's purely a platonic relationship) would brighten up my day. I haven't updated my blog or ate at an upclass restaurant for some time now so I was really looking forward to this meal. When I took out my camera to take food pics, I realised that the camera case didn't protect it from the water and the camera was malfunctional (as in cannot use at all). Hopefully it works after drying but judging from my luck today, I'm not that hopeful.

Lunch was very average but after the shitty day, an average lunch is better than nothing right?

Life is really sucky at the moment. Hope you guys are faring better.

2010-10-04T23:13:00.001+08:00

Reading zh's perceptive post about the meaning of happiness, I stumbled upon the startling realisation that the grilled fish with herb[s] made me really happy today. It's the 2nd happiest thing that happened to me today. I am so pleased. Zhenghong is having feelings of general regret with respect to life choice because he did not eat lunch at 6th Avenue with his OGmates. That is the answer to having 'happiness [in the] journey', Zhenghong 3 October 2010.

Anyway in response to zh's impassioned plea for photographs of our awesome lives:

I am very pleased to note that someone took a photo of me asking a super smart lecturer a super intelligent question that stressed him. I will also take this opportunity to comment on my bad posture. Life expectancy -1 year.

2010-10-03T22:43:00.000+08:00

Hey guys don't let this blog stagnate! I expect posts with pictures of each and every one of your dorms soon, especially ky, bensen, alvin yong and jameson. Pictures of your campus too please!!

Life has been busy as hell. You might have noticed i uploaded pages of my private journals on facebook. HAha. Not sure if it is because I feel like showing off my drawings or anything... but i realised it has been damn long since I wrote a song, drew or read a book. Its a little sad, but I have been struggling to keep up training and studying enough too. The Giant Salamanders has also pretty much died already, though I still harbour hopes of finding new musicians to work with.

This weekend is full of bad news too. 3 deaths that I learnt of. Though I do not know any of them personally, I can relate to all 3 of them in someway or another. Which brings me back to the point... Uploading my drawings on facebook has drawn a lot of comments.. my friends like the drawings! But it makes me sad, because I no longer have the time to engage in what I once loved... creating music and drawing.

Makes me want to rethink my life: is this the life I want? I am not sure if I am enjoying the learning process in medicine enough... it seems that I am working with the end in mind. But happiness is not the end point; happiness is the journey.

Guess I will try to find some time to express myself artistically soon...

2010-09-23T22:14:00.000+08:00

Interesting things that happened to me so far

1) Suspected of being in a communist regime by random man in the mall, because he thought Singapore was part of China

2) Suspected of being a Nazi because Tiong comes from Red Swastika Primary School

3) many peoples ask me for math help

4) Taxi driver tells me he read that Aids originated in Singapore (i later discover he believes that Singapore is part of the African Continent along with Calcutta which is synonymous with India in his mind)

sadly, these are all true. also, chicks make fun of my singaporean accent and make me feel self-conscious.

gimme pink crystal

2010-09-23T07:45:00.000+08:00

hi guys.

im in london already slacking in my hall. i volunteered to sleep beside the window so i can protect my roommate from potential burglars/rapists/murderers. i am very noble.

ok going to sleep now maybe show pictures of london bridge falling down tmrw.

kthxbai

2010-09-23T00:43:00.001+08:00

Hello. Welcome to Peter to koksterclub.blogspot.com!!! He is having fun making friends with a zillion chicks and I am so so jealous of him.. The other day he was showing a video advertisement that he was preparing as groupwork for a marketing assignment. In the video he was flirting with 3 super hot chicks and was a big time businessman and investor driving his porche. This corroborates with his last post; how else could he have gotten into the super exclusive investment club if he wasn't already super powerful with his astute investment-sense?!

Anyway the other day Peter brought us to purvis street. We had a super ex $240 per pax meal without wine there. Thanks peter!!

Today I marked Econs workall day and soon, night. Good thing is that after this I can focus on being a nerd and mug the rest of this week and pretend I have a life when I actually don't.

Ky is secretly glad he got away from it all. Jameson is attached with a man Chester

Goodbye signing off!!

2010-09-20T00:39:00.000+08:00

Hi Guys!

First off, I would like to express how much I'm missing you guys (especially KY, Bensen & Jameson) already! With you guys gone, the percentage of loser single guys in Singapore has dropped significantly! And now I'm feeling damn sad coz I'm like one man against the world (or in my case SMU) where the guys and chicks are supposedly hotter and more coolio and thus more prone to being attached while leaving me in their dust trail.

Some updates on my side, I just joined SMU SMIF(Student Managed Investment Fund) which is supposedly the 2nd hardest CCA to get into in SMU, but then again Guoren is inside also so guess it isn't such an elite CCA after all haha (i'm gg to explicitly say that I'm just jking in case guoren see this). Since it's kind of a stock investment club, the ratio of guys to girls is like 70-30 which is :(

Anyway, to improve my love life, I'm planning to do something really superstitious and getting a pink crystal (Hiokhong's idea). It supposedly enhances your love luck and increases the chance of meeting your soul mate. I suggest you guys get one too. Either buy it from like Chinatown or go make one using the principles of crystal precipitation.

Although everyone else around me seems really busy, for some reason I'm still quite free and get to play Starcraft 2 and update my food blog regularly. Maybe I'm just smarter and more efficient haha. Or maybe that's why my first group project scored last in class...

So to wrap things up, all the best to koksterclub and may there be many chickling opportunities in the near future!

2010-09-19T22:03:00.000+08:00

guys,

the bomb is here.

yong

2010-09-17T07:14:00.000+08:00

hello guys.

Since I am so on about koktserclub, I have decided to post this on the very night I have arrived in the UK. The flight was so long I still am damn tired :(

Anyway manchester is a cool place cuz the weather is really cool. And my room rocks except the bedding pack i bought included a pillow which looks mouldy. So I am quite sad.

I'm damn tired so since i can't be as witty/funny/intelligent as bensen (or cynical) I will go to sleep good night

2010-09-14T13:17:00.001+08:00

Hey everyone.

it's night here. 11pm. a time for retrospective reflection. for deep thought and deeper moods. for stars, and headlights and existentialism.

of course, that also means its 11am where you guys are. which is either time for waking up, or for brunch. i normally wake up around 8.30am so that means brunch for me.

but then again, 830am here is actually 8.30pm there so its more like time to check mangastream.com despite knowing that one piece isn't coming out for the next two weeks or so. fml.

in any case, i bet you're all probably wondering whether i'm coping here in the states.

...

right?

(i hope so)

i'm doing pretty good. surprisingly. being the typical asian i have signed up for extra classes. but in my defense, one of them's a theatre class. so it's more fun and games then mugging. apart from that, i have also done really cool things (for varying definitions of cool) like attend a ballroom dance class and watch rent, the musical in a frat house.

unlike others that you may know, i have not yet attended a 'house party' or a 'frat party'. this is not just because i'm a loser but also because... they're pretty noisy and quite smelly. (cause of the puke).

anyway, this is just to let y'all know that i have made (a few) friends (at least i think of them as friends. i hope they think of me as a friend too. if not... well...). i am enjoying (most of) my classes (so far). And I (do not) like the food here. so please, don't worry about me!

see you in summer! (to y'all singaporeans that means late may) except for ky. who is not my friend cause he broke his promise to let me know his hp number when he gets one. :(

2010-09-12T00:12:00.001+08:00

More points of interest:

1. I have a monkey soft toy. He is very cute.

2. Zhenghong doesn't have to play the angel mortal game because he is too cool and can buaya anyone he likes even without it being buaya week. Including his secret admirer

3. Mitchell is desperate to have secret admirer too. Pity she doesn't have his number. Here it is

4. Bensen is daoing us because he's too busy looking at emma watson in her new haircut.

5. Ky still misses hokkien mee but he has his koala soft toy to keep him company

2010-09-11T17:58:00.000+08:00

I somehow managed to memorise your secret admirer's number zhenghong. do you still want it?

2010-09-11T02:16:00.000+08:00

Hello all,

I hope this post finds u guys well. Ha ha. I have been on my pediatrics posting at KKH and it has been very fulfilling and fun. The little kids love me, maybe because of my level maturity (low). One of them thought I was a monkey soft toy.

Still, there is a lot to study. Thankfully, I like studying.

On the relationship front, I have not found out who my secret admirer is. In fact, I can no longer find out because i cleared my inbox entirely, so I do not have the number anymore. Just too bad I guess. As usual there are some exciting things going on in my life and I will report them in due course.

My hall is having this thing called Buaya week now, which is an angel mortal game, just that you are supposed to act like you are in love. It is quite entertaining (but I am not playing), and I think I will take and upload some pictures soon for you all to see how it is.

Apart from that everything is normal. :D.

Except for mitch. I wouldn't consider him "normal". HA HA Haahah

2010-09-08T14:27:00.000+08:00

A few points of interest:

(1) I don't look at girls in the library, I'm in the study room. Study room very concentrated. Concentration in 2 different (and sometimes contrasting) ways.

(2) Jameson is leaving.. I don't know when. 22nd September? Please fill us in hahahaha. I'm so sad that I don't get to sit in a car and drive around, unlike Jameson who is so blessed. As ky puts it, 'sheed' is a prerequisite for higher aspirations in life. One day I hope to be able to drive a car on public roads. That would be quite interesting. I wonder what it's like to sit in a car, are the seats the kind that sink in?? Maybe when bensen is back he can tell us what airplane seats are like. I think those will be more comfortable because airplanes cost are a lot more expensive than cars. I hope that one day I can take an airplane flight; maybe not get a seat, but at least be able to stand with sufficient space?

(3) ky did not blog about chix, which means he has one.

(4) zh have you found out who she is yet??

(5) there are... 6 chicks in the study room now

2010-09-07T17:22:00.000+08:00

Hello!

Even though I came up with the idea of restarting the koksterclub blog, I have been too lazy to do anything about it thus far. However, since I am feeling ultra mega sian just thinking about packing my luggage (I haven't started), here goes.

Life has been great so far after army. Mitchell is having lots of fun now in law looking at girls in the library everyday, while ky is stuck in boston with his a cappella cool club and bensen is feeling brown. I met zhenghong yesterday in nus, and while driving around campus with him i wondered why he's still single with all the chicks there.

Anyway i'm not too keen on leaving singapore yet. So i'm feeling as emo as bensen did the other night when he puked after partying. :(

how to start tagbox?

2010-09-07T10:42:00.000+08:00

Hey guys,

Hope you all are doing fine. Some things I miss about Singapore:

1) You guys (duh)

2) Alvin Yong humour. I have been saying "Sheeeeed" unconsciously, only to have people stare at me lol. People also ask me what "degen" is.

2010-08-30T21:07:00.001+08:00

Hi all, this marks my return to koksterclub. Its been a while since I made my viewpoints on certain issues public, but one cannot hold back his ideas forever.

Now is the period when my friends leave me, so its a little saddening. Ky has left for harvard (not too sure what sch tt is), an

d Bensen for Brown, and Jameson for some Manchester. Gone are the days when I would sit in my room and think "wow my friends are still in Singapore" and not be lying. Now I would be lying if i did that. Lying is for fools.

In any case, I decided to leave school early to do some studying at home today. I went to the canteen with Mr Daniel Peck for lunch. It was a good lunch. Not just that! Guess w

ho we met? We met Timothy Chow, aka ex headboy of Raffles Institution, and future planner of Singapore (but Singapores urban plan probably settle for next 50 years anyway so Tim u better be good at gtting coffee for ure boss FAST)

We had a great time catching up. Tim is flying off for uPEN soon. Sounds like a new apple product to me. In fact, he is flying off tomorrow. Before tim left we took a picture to commemorate this unlikely meeting, and to remember our friendship for years to come.

Okay fine I know it looks a little dodgy. Yes yes, I did edit it. In fact, i did not, my friend Roger edited it for me. His editing skills are really quite good I must say. Not bad for someone who spends his days sleeping, his nights chickling and the rest of his time studying.

The girl was an unknown stranger we met in the canteen. She had blonde hair.

Okay now the people in the original photo are not gonna be happy (apart from me), so I shall post the original photo.

So yup this photo would show the new members of the koksterclub too. As we sack the old ones we have to bring in new ones right??

Damn those were happy times in Holland we had man....

How bout a kokster joke to end it: What is small, black, has wings, and vibrates?

A fly shivering...

2010-08-26T00:59:00.001+08:00

It's been 6 years, 4 months and 25 days since Koksterclub's humble (and very cock) beginnings.

I remember the times when we were subconsciously drawn to zhenghong's epic (stolen) picture of the cock (rooster) that he had proposed we use for the koksterclub t-shirts (which never came into existence, primarily due to inertia). Ok scratch that, not subconsciously drawn, more like worshiped; alongside the kangaroo.

Ky has moved on to (unarguably) greener pastures (unless he feels very lonely) in Harvard (omg) and will presumably return to Singapore a liberal (relative concept) with a weird accent.

Bensen has just left to study in RI (coincidentally it is also his Secondary School) and by divine Providence (though Providence is unlikely to be generous with its offerings) will find an exotic chick for a girlfriend. I hear he likes Japs, Thais, Viets and Northern Chinese.

Jameson is in limbo (as all single ex-RI males who are going overseas are) because he probably cannot find any lasting source of passion, enjoyment or activity of interest given the transient nature of these 2-3 months. He is spending his time surreptitiously facebook stalking (hot) Manchester girls to plan his strategy.

Zhenghong is still in YLLSoM and hasn't changed much (to us) because he doesn't complain about school at all. He has a stalker. Nice.

Mitchell is operating on an experimental 35+15.5 hour week, and wishing for providence of a slightly more... interesting kind.

bensen l

2010-08-25T09:40:00.001+08:00

ORD LO

like... 9 months ago lol

2004-04-01T14:50:00.000+08:00

-------- AUTHOR: kashiva DATE: 3/31/2004 10:50:00 PM -----

We here, the Koksters of 3R would like to proclaim...

After training our brains

We have decided to say and admit

that Kaiyang is our dear kukumalu

so don't keep shooting arrows

because if you do i might get hit and die

2004-04-01T14:24:00.000+08:00

-------- AUTHOR: kashiva DATE: 3/31/2004 10:24:00 PM ----

Hey I was just training my brain when I thought hey how come I'm training my brain? I know that I'll not get anymore missed calls but recalls, but still, I think MRTs really rock because trains rock my brain! Anyway, I was just thinking about the MRT trains! You know, which mrt is the more delicious??

Kranji!

Hey yeah judging by the situation I think I have to mug more, because my biology simply doesn't cut the mark! It's like always training my brain but it doesn't ever cut anything lol I can't stand it it's so terrible why can't I cut it?????

Ok cut that useless stuff (with a scissors) I think I need to calm down. I still don't understand why I don't cut it, or how come I still haven't been able to solve logarithms. You know I know how importanty they are but I don't get it! Why do logarithms always mean funny numbers? Then sometimes I see a nice round number then I'm like wowowww how come it's so hard1!! I must go and study why logarithms are so funny they make me laugh! lol really I think they're funny but I also think I must train my brain. I mean, Ali Baba, Camel, DUH!!!!!

Hey it's so obvious Ali Baba rocks man! He must have made logarithms so they can be funny! YEAH I love funny numbers.

I must go and do logarithms

2004-04-01T14:00:00.000+08:00

-------- AUTHOR: bensen DATE: 3/31/2004 10:00:00 PM -----

well, guys, i was thinking about other importany aspects of THINK.RI
T stands or Train your brain. but i don't geddit. my brain isnt a train! what does the mrt have to do with my brain? unless mebbe i am thinking along the wrong TRACKS...hmm...i still dun get it. i mean...i'm not a LOCOmotive rite?
oh well... todae, during biology, we learnt a very important lesson. we learnt that ali baba loved his camels and his camels loved ali baba. Go ali baba! we also learnt that if u let something decompose, it will stop decomposing. i didnt realli get this one at first, but then i tot about ali baba and his camels and i got it. well...ok, not realli. i was actually thinking about vitagen, and to a lesser extent, yakult.

2004-04-01T12:11:00.000+08:00

-------- AUTHOR: zhenghong! DATE: 3/31/2004 08:11:00 PM -----

Woah! Today was damned slack! First period was physics, where we had fun laughing at ourselves. After that we had chinese! Where we just talked (but teacher gave us like 2 compos damnit). And after that was slack slack bio! And den it was like, nothing LEFT~!!!! OMG~! And service learner me, had half an hour of RE and thats it! WOOS!

So after that jerome helped me brought my guitar up and we sang songs and played songs and watever. Quite funny. Now i have 3 pics of myself fiddling with my guit, which zhaoyu took on his spy cam (wait a minute i tink he took it yesterday...) So i played till arnd 330? And after that i went to macs with poey and ate lots of stuff (9.70 worth) And after that i went home...

Was damn tired.. Fell asleep sitting at cityhall. I only woke up when my handphone was vibrating like shit. So i got home... slacked around... bathed.. slacked around, and here I am! Oh yeah, i must include my daily "New Day New Discovery Column"

Zhenghongs 2ND (new day, new discovery) for today: An apple a day makes life boring. Eat oranges once
in a while...

2004-04-01T11:52:00.000+08:00

-------- AUTHOR: kashiva DATE: 3/31/2004 07:52:00 PM -----

Hi it's me again! My name is Mitchell and I still have back pains! I was training then suddenly I realised I still have back pains so I think I'd rather not make them painful because they're pain. Anyway I spent today thinking about my handphone! Again just now during recess I had a missed call, and I didn't even know who it was! Someone told me it was Kaiyang but then he's too busy chatting with other school prefects! And finding guitar plugs. Actually I don't know what guitar plugs are! Still I think they're really cool and maybe I could have one to show off! Anyway I hate missed calls. I think if I miss one I will really miss it!

Then during RE I was thinking. When I was brainstorming for RE additive changes, I suddenly had a spark of purest brilliance! If I subtracted the 'missed' from call, and replaced it with "RE" I'd get RECALL! So I started thinking how to implement this. Keeping in mind the vast qualitative suggestions of the Headmaster for the THINK.RI campaign, I managed to apply the first of the series, 'Train your Brain!'. Yep, I trained my brain so now I won't miss any calls!

So next time I see the missed call, I'll know I've trained my brain! Yep, I'll know in my heart that that's not a missed call, because I can RECALL!

Yay!!!!

I think I'm hungry, I haven't eaten since just now when I ate. So I think I should drink something yea? Maybe 3 cups of liquid! I want reoxen

2004-03-31T17:22:00.000+08:00

-------- AUTHOR: kashiva DATE: 3/31/2004 01:22:00 AM -----

YOU GOTTA SEE THIS! IT's KY's and my glory project!

Note Shares

2004-03-31T13:09:00.000+08:00

-------- AUTHOR: bensen DATE: 3/30/2004 09:09:00 PM ----

Hi, this is bensen koh from the bensen show signing in. Do you know what happened? when i was drinking redoxen, u know, the vitamin C drink, i accidently dropped my yellow gummy bear in it! I couldn't find it, coz the gummy was yellow and the drink was orange. so i had to drink everything up b4 i could get my yellow gummy bear. oh well.
oh wait. who are u? yes u, the one reading this. i dunno your name. mebbe its because i cant see you. hmm.. or mebbe its because my memory is so poor. oh well. i think i should go and work at macbeth...i mean macdonalds to earn more money so that my memory will not be so poor.

that's all folks! and as we go along the road of life, let us remember the words of wisdom:
koksters come here! Non-koksters, go and eat cucumber!

2004-03-31T12:07:00.000+08:00

-------- AUTHOR: zhenghong! DATE: 3/30/2004 08:07:00 PM -----

watsup docs??
pictures of lunginfections??
bennys joining soon! the 3R kokster club unite. dun think kaiyang would be bloggin much though. hes too busy looking for his guitar plug!

anyway, heres an intro the the club:
kokster: someone who has a weird sense of humour and can laugh at themselves easily. has some kinda guts.

ohwell, i guess ill go slack now. gd day dudes.

2004-03-31T11:55:00.000+08:00

-------- AUTHOR: kashiva DATE: 3/30/2004 07:55:00 PM -----

Hi! My name is Mitchell and I have back pains! I was training then suddenly as I pulled my leg up high to throw someone I think I hurt it. However then it got hurt. Anyway I don't really care so now I'm thinking what happens if suddenly my handphone got a missed call? I was thinking, because when the battery goes down I'll start to get missed calls and guess what, the worst thing is I'll miss those calls! When I miss them I'll not know what happened. So maybe if my friend wanted to tell me he managed to kill the ant on my desk I won't know! How terrible! I think I must re-evaluate my strategy. I must think of a new idea to counter the fault! New day, new discovery! Thank you Headmaster!

Rest assured I will discover a way to make sure I don't get missed calls that go unnoticed and missed! I think I will think of it during RE tomorrow. I will return and inform everyone! Ta ta!